I thought I would give a general overview of whats goin on with some of the team in boulder…
Allen Krughoff: He is working away at his job, and has now adjusted his facebook to “in a relationship.” He often doesn’t show up to work on time, and i believe that his life is spiraling downward. He has started up nordic skiing, and he sucks pretty bad. Not really, he is picking it up quickly, although he gets pretty frusterated and actually killed a small child that was skiing near him on the nordic track. He did crush collin riding road bikes on snowpack though.
Collin Becker: Is a stressed out like normal. Although he has some remarkable performances on the bike, he still insists that he is fat, slow, and old. Collin also has a girlfriend, and although it may not appear like it is affecting his life, she controls him like both of our taylors’ moms control them, and that is a lot. Collin has also picked up nordic skiing, and I think he enjoys it. He looks like a retard trying to hump a doorknob but its cool. Collin participated in a nordic race and exclaimed in a very exciting manner that nordic skiing is “hard.” Yup, he’s a vagina. Whenever he goes over the big hill at Valmont park though, he yells “Europe is better!” in an awesomely, same-sex oriented way.
Me: I have a girlfriend now, which proves that i am not same-sex oriented, for those of you who might still think otherwise, screw you, and I will fight you.
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